things i don't like

voice mail, electronics stores, sloppiness, carbonated beverages, milk, spring, unavailable numbers, contracts, predictability, "cry music" in movies and dramatic television, briefs, tall socks, tight shoes, arm hair, the word "moist", things that are upside-down, carmex, dog smell, really big dogs, reptiles and amphibians of all kinds, the circus, reality tv, game shows, balloons, flies, cell phone yellers, things that are crooked or not centered, eye boogers, ranch dressing breath, adult acne, perfume/cologne, loud-talkers, weddings, cilantro, onions, meat, vanilla scent, work drama, the sound of telephones ringing, tongue piercings, double-spacing, hockey, season finales, underwear with tired elastic, folding whites, commercials, morning radio shows, country music, 1997, bumper stickers, crayons that aren't crayola, cats, crossword puzzles, fast food, chain restaurants, seeing people i don't remember but should