movin' on...
i want a new job. i need a new job. i want to do something meaningless and mindless and perhaps even dull. something that stays neatly confined in the computer/planner/office and does not threaten to follow me through my personal life and "free" time. i am currently taking any and all suggestions for a new career. even better would be any and all offers for immediate gainful employment. i won't hold my breath.
those fields officially excluded from the "any and all" category are as follows:
*anything that puts me in the same room as a large group of children under the age of 7. i'm done with that.
*anything that requires me to spend long periods of time outside in the winter.
*anything that requires the phrase "please pull up to the window".
*anything that presents the possibility of contact with fecal matter
*anything that places me in close proximity to other peoples' smelly pets
otherwise, it's wide open. second impression will be accepting suggestions until a suitable solution to this career crisis has been determined. thank you.
those fields officially excluded from the "any and all" category are as follows:
*anything that puts me in the same room as a large group of children under the age of 7. i'm done with that.
*anything that requires me to spend long periods of time outside in the winter.
*anything that requires the phrase "please pull up to the window".
*anything that presents the possibility of contact with fecal matter
*anything that places me in close proximity to other peoples' smelly pets
otherwise, it's wide open. second impression will be accepting suggestions until a suitable solution to this career crisis has been determined. thank you.
posted by shelly at 10/21/2006 07:07:00 AM
2 Comments:
Hmmm.... I have often wondered this very thing for myself... I thought of becoming a truck driver because I like long drives and listening to music all day long. But then I realized you have to drive a semi through traffic in cities and stuff. Yikes.
I have one career-related thought so far... Sous Chef may be out for you (that's after reading your previous entry... which I can TOTALLY relate to):)impala64
What about working at the clinic office like our moms did/do? Lot of computers, cubicles, gossip, and luncheons.
This is a hard one. Job hunting is difficult. Is craigslist helpful in ND?
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