life is just a series of addictions

okay, not really addictions, since none of the objects or substances that i partake in are addictive by nature. but i do tend to find something i like and go with it, religiously. for example, yesterday i had white chocolate mousse with chocolate chips for dinner. i was hungry, and i just couldn't think of a better food than white chocolate mousse with chocolate chips. it's just so good!! that marks approximately the 6th time i have indulged in that item in the 8 days since i was reminded of my affection for TCBY. can a girl live on frozen yogurt alone? well, no. i still had my triple mocha for brunch, speaking of addictions. but i have a strict policy of only eating things that i like and only when i am hungry for them. if i only get hungry for white chocolate mousse with chocolate chips, there's nothing i can do about that. it's just so good!! i think that my life should be a commercial for TCBY. i could be like that Jared character on the subway commercials. only i wouldn't be quite so annoying about the whole thing. i would just provide action footage of my frequent consumption. shelly in her car eating white chocolate mousse. shelly returning to work, finishing her white chocolate mousse. shelly at home on her day off, cracking open a pint of white chocolate mousse. (although i do prefer it soft serve from the machine, not from the freezer in the previously filled containers.) people could run up to the window of my car and exclaim, "shelly! you are so stylish and groovy! what is your secret!?" or "shelly, we wish we had your fine taste for the genuinely exquisite! just give us a hint!" and i could say, "white chocolate mousse with chocolate chips, baby!" that could be my line! whatever my sole line is, it has to end with "baby!"
i am 1/5 of the way through my triple mocha. that means i am probably only about 3 hours from TCBY. yesssssssss!