i would like to report an assault...

an awful awful thing just happened to me. i was sitting at the computer at work, writing some answers to some questions posed by our VP when i got bored of that and decided to check my email. i did this and then i checked the midwestern position for any updates on sara's world. it was while i was commenting and googling christopher meloni that the crime occurred. first, a porn pop-up that provided a more intimate image of two strangers than i ever needed to experience. oh my god! was the thought in my head. i must get rid of this. why is this happening!? click! i hit the "x" in the corner. another pop-up, this one more graphic. click! does this one go away? NO! another one pops up. jesus christ!!!!!! i have a pile of about 9 porn windows on my work computer and i appear to be powerless to make them disappear. anxiety! my reputation is questionable enough around here. this is the stuff that rumors and meetings are made of. shortly after recovering from the porn-induced stroke, i was able to click and close all of them but now i sit and type and suffer the post-traumatic stress disorder that will forever accompany the google search. does this have something to do with christopher meloni? that perv.