remember when i had a sister...

i just remembered last night that i had a pretend sister for a while. i forgot about her briefly. i should find out if she wants to be my sister. except she's a banker. she would not be impressed with her sister's inability to... well, bank. just now i was washing my hands in a restroom and i looked up into the mirror. i reminded myself of a picture of my pretend sister. now i want to find her again. i want a sister! how fun would that be! especially one who looks a lot like me. then everywhere we go together people would say things to us like: "wow! you can really tell you two are related!" i've never had that. i want that. maybe she can help me understand how money works. and i could show her the ropes on how to be a total fuck-up. she needs me.